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You KNOW you are a Catholic School Girl when…

-:-You have mastered the art of cheating and cramming.

-:-Parents seem to think you are such a great influence on their child.

-:-At one time, you almost liked your uniform. Almost.

-:-You get kicks out of being able to wear your pajamas to school.

-:-You will never, ever, ever dress in plaid once you get out of high school.

-:-By the time you started high school, you figured out how to get in and out of the house without your parents knowing.

-:-It costs you 100 bucks to park in the school parking lot.

-:-Everyone hugs eachother when greeting people.

-:-You’re blonde, once were-naturally or not, wish you were, or just act like it.

-:-You rarely shave your legs in the winter, and when you do, you save it for the weekends.

-:-You violate as many dress codes as possible and when you get caught, you pretend that you ‘didnt know.’

-:-You conclude that nuns are bitches due to lack of sex.

-:-You have countless obsessions with guys you’ve never even spoken to and insist on doing numerous drive-bys every night.

-:-At least one of your friends will have thought that she was pregnant by junior year.

-:-You have NO problem joking around about being a lesbian.

-:-You spend many a theology class listening to your teacher preach about the Church’s take on premarital sex.

-:-You don’t know anyone in your class that hasn’t cheated at least once.

-:-You SERIOUSLY dont know how to shut up.

-:-”Remember when’s” are your specialty.

-:-You and all of your friends have Maria, Mary, Anne, Elizabeth, Catherine or some form of it, somewhere in your names.

-:-You can out-eat any guy you know.

-:-You spend at least 6 days a week at your school.

-:-You hate your principal and you know where he/she lives

-:-You’ve shoplifted sometime before in your life… or broke any law for that matter.

-:-The second school is over you look like you just got out of the “Baby One More Time”video.

-:-You know how to tie a tie, but not on yourself.

-:-You DON’T wear a cross.

-:-In grade school, your Friday nights were spent at a basketball game at school versus “your big rival.”

-:-The first time you saw Saturday Night Live, you didn’t see what was so funny about the “Mary Catherine Gallagher’s” skit

-:-Your mouth was washed out with soap for saying a dirty word in second grade.

-:-You have sworn that you will never, ever send your kids to catholic school.

-:-You lie a lot.

-:-You drink excessively on the weekend, or whenever you go out.

-:-You don’t know the meaning of the words “work” or “study.”

-:-No matter how old you get, you will always refer to your REAL friends as your “Catholic girls.”

-:-Anytime you wear a skirt(outside/inside school)you normally wear a thong underneath.

-:-You know every excuse in the book as to why you couldn’t do your homework.

-:-PROCRASTINATION is an art!

-:-De-pants-ing is an all school event.

-:-”Only the Good Die Young” is a song to live by.

-:-You are a closet whore.

-:-You brought an endless supply of gray, navy, or maroon knee socks to college with you.

-:-You normally go after public school guys because you love how they act once they find out you are a Catholic School Girl.

-:-You do whatever it takes to make your skirt reach the tips of your fingers…okay…the tips of your thumbs and higher.

-:-They said it was a “recieving line”….but you know that it was the nuns’ form of the breathalizer.

-:-Everyone knows everything about everyone else’s business!

-:-You know your teachers on a first name basis.

-:-You only have 1 pep rally per school year.

-:-Schools with shorts can kiss your kilt.

-:-You haven’t remembered what the 10 commandments are, in order, since you started high school.

-:-You actually know what a demerit is.

-:-You have tried to get out of Church on Sunday by saying, “But I prayed all week…”

-:-What happends on a Friday night is all around school by Monday morning before first period.

-:-Some of your teachers are in on the student gossip.

-:-You are able to give a detailed description of pretty much everyone in your class.

-:-You know ALL the really bad stories in The Holy Bible.

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